POSES

POSES

My girl in Japan, thinks I’m a man
Who loves to see her in poses
So she sent me these and said Honey please
Am I as good as roses?

I said honey, you’re so sweet,
And you look just so dammed neat
I like what you’ve done, but if your gonna pose
Do me a favor and take off ALL your clothes!

She said Honey, I can’t do that
If you saw me naked, you’d think I’m too fat
She must think I’m crude and awful dammed rude
Could you tell her that she’s too fat Dude?